grimgribble:

So my gramma calls me into the living room to show me something on her ipad, and she shows me this and starts cracking up like a five year old boy over a poop joke. Its a Scottish bar stool for men with kilts, she says. I love my gramma, the crazy runs in the blood for our family. Give internet access to one of the grandparents and all you’re gonna see all day is lewd and suggestive things.

grimgribble:

So my gramma calls me into the living room to show me something on her ipad, and she shows me this and starts cracking up like a five year old boy over a poop joke. Its a Scottish bar stool for men with kilts, she says. I love my gramma, the crazy runs in the blood for our family. Give internet access to one of the grandparents and all you’re gonna see all day is lewd and suggestive things.

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unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

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bumbleshark:

well-written novel sized fanfiction

image

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freak-aleek:

"Critics call it number 1 date movie in America" 


I’m buying every copy.

freak-aleek:

"Critics call it number 1 date movie in America" 

I’m buying every copy.

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Then we will force them to find him for us!

(Source: basedtanaka, via tangshens)

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Baby: m-m-m
Mother: what are you trying to say? mommy?
Baby: MEGATRON HAS FALLEN. I, STARSCREAM, NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS.
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squibbyart:

He’d like it if you didnt make fun of his lisp

squibbyart:

He’d like it if you didnt make fun of his lisp

(via sockettoem)

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sexular:

denouer:

I never do this, but my family needs your help. this pit bull / boxer mix is named Daisy. she’s a four-year-old very lovable rescue. she needs a new home by the end of this week or my sister’s boyfriend is putting her down. she has escaped her enclosure a few times due to the gate being left open and the city has given the family citations because of it, causing their insurance to go up, so they are planning to put her down rather than find somewhere for her to live. she is not violent towards people, though she did occasionally fight with the other pit the family has (never to an extreme). she’s a kind, loving, sweet dog who needs a loving owner. she is spayed and all of her shots are up to date. we will pay for all training and equipment required by anyone who could take her in. my sister is heartbroken at the possibility of having to put her down and we have until the end of the week to find her a home. we’re located in Royal Oak, Michigan, but we will drive to you if you’re able to take her in. 
please do me a favor and reblog this so we can find this lil babe a home. message or e-mail me if you or someone you know can help us. zhfields@gmail,com.

SAVE THE PUPPY

sexular:

denouer:

I never do this, but my family needs your help. this pit bull / boxer mix is named Daisy. she’s a four-year-old very lovable rescue. she needs a new home by the end of this week or my sister’s boyfriend is putting her down. she has escaped her enclosure a few times due to the gate being left open and the city has given the family citations because of it, causing their insurance to go up, so they are planning to put her down rather than find somewhere for her to live. she is not violent towards people, though she did occasionally fight with the other pit the family has (never to an extreme). she’s a kind, loving, sweet dog who needs a loving owner. she is spayed and all of her shots are up to date. we will pay for all training and equipment required by anyone who could take her in. my sister is heartbroken at the possibility of having to put her down and we have until the end of the week to find her a home. we’re located in Royal Oak, Michigan, but we will drive to you if you’re able to take her in. 

please do me a favor and reblog this so we can find this lil babe a home. message or e-mail me if you or someone you know can help us. zhfields@gmail,com.

SAVE THE PUPPY

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first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
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extramadness:

More science quotes here

extramadness:

More science quotes here

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asapscience:

What Earth would look like, hypothetically, if it were destroyed by a black hole. via Discovery Space

asapscience:

What Earth would look like, hypothetically, if it were destroyed by a black hole.

via Discovery Space

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asapscience:

What movies made you feel especially like this? A lot of people are saying Lucy, but remember when NDT was pretty upset about Gravity? 

asapscience:

What movies made you feel especially like this? A lot of people are saying Lucy, but remember when NDT was pretty upset about Gravity? 

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Studying Food For Safety

fakescience:

Studying Food For Safety

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